Did I turn off
the iron...?
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You mean this is all
for us...?
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Tell me again,
why do bagels have
to have a hole...?
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OK, one more time.
Rock breaks sissors,
cuts paper, covers rock.
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...and then I took an axe
to the monitor and...
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No, really. If you stare
at it long enough, you'll
see Jerry Garcia!
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Hang on. I know I can
get a high C out of
this thing...
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I'll have time. All
the time I need...
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I'll wager 20 quatloos
on the newcomers
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I know something
they don't know...
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You can never be quite
sure who's having more
fun in the kids' room.
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OK, as I understand
the theory, all we need
now is a battery and
some CoolWhip...
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Man, I could get
used to this... |
Oh, baby, tell
me about it!
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Trade ya my shirt
for your hat?
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A-a-and this..., this is
my friend... Harvey.
Say hello, Harvey.
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Hey, ya wanna be serious,
go somewhere else!
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Gentlemen, start your
digestive engines!
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You are sooo gonna
love this banquet! |
So, you're telling me
you've found a better
breakfast beer?
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I can't believe I ate
the whole thing...
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If it gets any better
than this, it's probably
already illegal.
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Chris Elliot
Biting social and political
satire. Just 2 of the
services I offer...
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The last time I saw
something like that, I
hadn't slept in 6 days! |
We pronounce this RG
another rousing success!
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There
are still no
pictures of Eric. |
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