Did I turn off
the iron...?

You mean this is all
for us...?

Tell me again,
why do bagels have
to have a hole...?

OK, one more time.
Rock breaks sissors,
cuts paper, covers rock.

...and then I took an axe
to the monitor and...

No, really. If you stare
at it long enough, you'll
see Jerry Garcia!

Hang on. I know I can
get a high C out of
this thing...

I'll have time. All
the time I need...

I'll wager 20 quatloos
on the newcomers

I know something
they don't know...

You can never be quite
sure who's having more
fun in the kids' room.

OK, as I understand
the theory, all we need
now is a battery and
some CoolWhip...

Oh, baby, tell
me about it!

Trade ya my shirt
for your hat?

A-a-and this..., this is
my friend... Harvey.
Say hello, Harvey.

Hey, ya wanna be serious,
go somewhere else!

Gentlemen, start your
digestive engines!

So, you're telling me
you've found a better
breakfast beer?

I can't believe I ate
the whole thing...

If it gets any better
than this, it's probably
already illegal.

Chris Elliot
Biting social and political
satire. Just 2 of the
services I offer...

We pronounce this RG
another rousing success!

There are still no
pictures of Eric.